TIP OF THE DAY: Never drink in flat-roofed pubs.

 I say ‘tip of the day’ but that may well be tip of the decade. I don’t have time to go updating websites that nobody will ever read. Well few of you anyway. Simply can’t be arsed.

Instead I’ll probably be far too busy doing one of the following:

• Writing magazine articles

• Writing newspaper articles

• Writing a book

• Writing for the motorcycle trade press

• Corporate writing for the motorcycle industry

• Co-publishing a book

• Road-testing a scooter or a bike

Or I might be doing:

• Photography of  scooters and bikes

• Race photography

• Event photography

• Technical photography

But more likely I’m:

• Riding a scooter

• Fixing a scooter

• Inventing

• Being lewd

• Sleeping

• Eating

As a freelance I’m willing to do pretty much any of the above for money – and though I’ve never yet been paid for the last three activities I’m keen to give it a go.

If you are looking to employ somebody for one of the above tasks, or would like to buy an article then please get in touch using this Contact Form

If you want someone to solve a  problem, if no one else can help, then I suggest you hire The A-Team

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